More Questions to Ponder

- Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?



- Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?



- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?



- If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?



- Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when you transport it by ship, it's called cargo?



- Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an "s" in it?



- Isn't is a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"



- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?



- Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dish washing liquid contains real lemons?



- How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?



- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?



- Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?



- If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?



- How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?



- How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?



- If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?



- When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?



- Why do you often see people ordering double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke?



- At ball games, why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?



- Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?



- Who do you save when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?



- OK, so what's the speed of dark?



- If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?



- Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?



- Do prison buses have emergency exits?



- Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?



- What happens to an irresistible force when it hits an immovable object?



- Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?



- Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?



- Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?



- How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

The 3-Minute Timed Test

OK so this is a bit different. I want you to grab a notepad, or piece of paper and a pen for this one and go through questions 1 to 20...



Would be even better if you do this with a friend, maybe a race? Remember you only have 3 (THREE) minutes!



Here Goes...



1. Read everything before doing anything.

2. Put your name on the upper right-hand corner of the paper.

3. List three jobs that you would love to do.

4. List three things you would tell your employer about yourself.

5. Would you hire yourself? If so write: YES! YES! YES!

6. What number would come next?: 3,5,7,9,___

7. Write the number 7 next to the answer in question 6.

8. Write down the item that does not belong: pen, pencil or hat

9. Draw five small squares.

10. Put an "X" in each square

11. Draw a circle around each square

12. Multiply: 120 x 4

13. Loudly call out your first name when you get to this point.

14. If you think you have followed the directions carefully, call out LOUDLY "I have!"

15. Add: 1457 + 8950 =

16. Count backwards from 10 to 1 loud.

17. Write down all the even numbers on this page.

18. Say loudly, "I am nearly finished, and I have followed directions.

19. Draw a happy face here

20. Now that you have finished reading this sheet carefully, do only sentences one and two.





Hope you enjoyed...