More Questions to Ponder

- Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?



- Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?



- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?



- If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?



- Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when you transport it by ship, it's called cargo?



- Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an "s" in it?



- Isn't is a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"



- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?



- Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dish washing liquid contains real lemons?



- How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?



- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?



- Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?



- If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?



- How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?



- How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?



- If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?



- When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?



- Why do you often see people ordering double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke?



- At ball games, why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?



- Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?



- Who do you save when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?



- OK, so what's the speed of dark?



- If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?



- Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?



- Do prison buses have emergency exits?



- Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?



- What happens to an irresistible force when it hits an immovable object?



- Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?



- Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?



- Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?



- How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?