Fahrenheit 104

Wait, you mean I didn't write a column last week?  I just turned in this old one from 2008?  Man, that was lazy.  Actually, I'm blaming Zack.  He had the audacity to run up a fever of 104 on a deadline day.  Some babies are just selfish like that.  (He's all better now.)

Still, I don't have a new column to post.  Perhaps you will forget about that if I throw some cute kid pics out here?  It's worth a shot.