We Vanderbilt this mansion on rock and roll

Here's a shot of my summer home in the Hamptons:

I let tourists come hang out in the backyard sometimes, if they promise to wear geeky hiking clothes and only micturate in the porto-potties I've provided by the parking lot.

Okay, okay, it's a picture of the Vanderbilt Mansion last summer. I don't even know what a Hampton is. But my middle name is Vanderbilt. Okay, it's Cox. Yes, with an x.